I’m tired of trying to pretend that I follow college basketball, and looking at an empty bracket fills me with anxiety. What’s a sports-adjacent person to do? Well, if you’re like me, you simulate the entire tournament using win probabilities from 538 and let the pseudorandom whims of fate decide your bracket’s destiny. If you want to deploy RoboBracket3000 in your own office pool, it’s a short python3 script available on GitHub: https://github.com/jrvalcourt/marchmadness